I don't be havin much time to say as much as I'd like, but I was needin to let all you scurrvy dawgs know that today be a very special holiday! Shiver me timbers! September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day!!!
As a special Talk Like A Pirate Day treat I give you Pirate Riddles from the amazing Captain No Beard:
QUESTIONS (answers below):
10. Why couldn’t the little pirate get into the pirate movie?
9. What is a pirate’s least favorite physical condition?
8. What former LA Lakers star was the pirates’ all-time favorite?
7. Of the ghosts that appear to Ebenezer Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol," which do pirates prefer?
6. How does a pirate quit smoking?
5. Which Star Wars character do pirates love?
4. Where do pirates store their gym clothes?
3. Where is the favorite destination for pirates to dock their ships?
2. Which young pirate enjoyed skipping his classes all of the time?
1. Where on a ship can you find the place where pirates use the restroom?
10. The film was rated ARRRR!
9. A sunken chest.
8. Kareem Abdul-JabARRRR.
7. Jacob MARRRley.
6. He uses the patch.
4. In Davey Jones’ locker.
2. Captain Hooky
1. The poop deck.
The Dread Pirate Brody :)
10 months ago