Friday, October 21, 2005

Crack Squirrels!

Okay since I'm in the middle of a psychotic scarf down your lunch in less than 15 minutes if you want a chance to eat at all today I figure I deserve a quick break to put up a post. I got this article e-mailed to me from my brother today. It's about squirrels on crack... literally. I want to dedicate it to anyone who:

(a) Looks back at U of I with fond memory of Quad Squirrels

(b) Has ever engaged in "Peanut on a String" Squirrel Fishing

(c) Wanted to be a member of SAGE*

(d) Believed at one time or another that being devoured by squirrels was a punishment for being late to class

(e) Just needed something to laugh about on a Friday

Happy Friday and Happy Squirrel Fishing!

* SAGE is a wannabe club at U of I it's an acronym for Students Against the Gluttony of Squirrels (the E stands for "of Squirrels")

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ahh, the carnivorous quad squirrels...always tricky fishing for them, like the search for the giant white whale...

Anonymous said...

Thanks for reminding me of SAGE! I had completely forgotten about that!

Anonymous said...

You're late to class...
You're late to class...
Squirrels will eat you...
You're late to class