Some were amused. Some were a mixture of shock and horror. Some smiled and said "Happy Saint Patrick's Day". There were plenty of raised eyebrows and more than a few glares of outright scorn and disdain. Part of me met these visual greeting with confusion until I remembered....
"Oh yeah! I dyed my hair neon green for St. Patrick's Day this morning!!!"
For those that ever find themselves in a similar predicament I offer the top five responses to the question, "Why is your hair dyed green?"
(5) I'm going to a costume party after work - I'm the Chicago River!
(4) I don't know what you're talking about. I'm just on my way to my new job at the nuclear power plant. We had a slight mishap yesterday but so far it's going great!
(3) Why should I tell you about me hair?!? Yer just after me Lucky Charms!
(2) I got a new hair colorist named Anne Shirley.
(1) A Leprechaun pooped on my head.
(Number 2 is for the Anne of Green Gables fans and the title of this blog is for SP himself!)
6 comments:
HAHAHA did you really?!?!?
I love you.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
What, no picture of the green hair? Happy (belated) St. Patty's Day!
-Karrie
The above anonymous was me. Oops! Lauren
I'll believe it when I see it. So when will I see it? :-)
I love #2 :)
Lauren - thanks for clarifying, you had me a little worried there.
Karrie - Happy St. Patty's to you too. Hope you had a great day!
Jason - Blessed are those who believe without seeing. ;)
Beth - supreme cool points earned. Anne of Green Gables is one of my favorite books and I've seen the miniseries more times than I can count yet Matthew's death still makes me cry.
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